Best blogger in the world

I’m afraid to announce that the announcement of who is the best blogger in the world has been slightly delayed due to an unforeseen rise in the number of votes and nominations in the last couple of weeks. We have been inundated with emails and also some snail mail letters and faxes in support of various webmasters and site owners – as well as some people writing to openly discredit some websites and other members of the blogosphere.

Best blogger in the world result delayed

Although we feel like negative campaigning should be completely ignored, it has come to our attention that some bloggers are completely boring and not ready to accept the magnitude of an award such as this. This is unfortunate, but a reality in this world. With that in mind, we’re going to try to do a detailed background check on each of the finalists to ensure that they’re mentally ready to be thrust into the world spotlight. This check will be three fold:

- 1 – Education level and qualification
Any blogger that is vying for the best blogger in the world prize will need to have at least spent two weeks inside a school. This can be anything from primary to College, but we need to be sure that they have at least learned to tie their shoe laces. This will ensure that when they receive their trophy on the big stage they won’t fall over.

- 2 – Visitor intellect
We will run each blog post and comment on their website through a checker which will automatically calculate the IQ and EQ of each contributor. This will also ensure that there is no mental sludge seeping into the award ceremony and that the people who are asked to come and sip champagne and eat caviar with us are not going to start throwing it around the room.

- 3 – Visual inspection
As with many online tests, it’s always possible to cheat, either via using online tools to look up the answers or by having someone else take the test on your behalf. I know it’s practically unbelievable that someone would want to cheat us – the most honest awards group in the history of the world – but it is true. How do we stop this? By doing a visual inspection of each candidate – and if anyone is found to be even a little bit ugly or goofy, they will be removed from the longlist and sent packing out of the blogosphere’s most powerful and influential awards program!

There’s our criteria – thanks for reading. I appreciate that everyone in the world is dying to know who is the best blogger in the world, and we will make our announcement soon!

What does it take to be the best blogger in the world? That’s the question that we’re going to answer, along with a couple of other puzzlers which people around the world have been asking for years. Do we have all the answers? Well actually, yes. We’re the organization who will give out the biggest award in the world of the Internet – and we’re going to tell you who’s won it and how they did it!

To begin with, we’re going to need to look at the criteria for the award of the most amazing blog writer on the planet. It can’t be taken lightly, because this is an industry which will soon be more important than selling precious metals and oil (it probably already is more important than those).

Blogging is a lifestyle for many, and the things that bloggers write in their websites are copied and reproduced all over the world again and again. We wanted to harness the power of the internet to show you who the #1 blogger on earth is, and why they are the best. It should not take too long.

Later we will talk about the criteria that we need to find who is the best blogger in the world, but some of the basics should probably be underlined right now. First, a blogger should always be relevant. They should be accesible to the greatest number of people possible, and the items that they write about should be fun and interesting. There’s no room for boring people in the best blogger competition. They should work without the need for recognition – but for the enjoyment of spreading news. When was the last time you heard of someone like that? Exactly.

For now, please stick around on the website and check out more information about the most prestigious and fun award in the history of the internet – the best blogger in the world.